Funny Card Messages

Funny Things to Write in a Birthday Card

Getting older can be tough for some people and while some sensitive souls don’t appreciate their age being a focus of your sarcasm and wit, others find it uplifting.  So, I thought it might be quite fun to give you some ideas of what to write inside a birthday card to make it amusing.   My previous blog on funny Father’s Day card messages went down quite well and if you want to read that, you can find it here.

I have chosen my ten favourites.. that way I can bombard you with more blogs over the years when I find more.

“Getting old is tough but it’s much more fun than the alternative.”

“Wisdom comes with old age so you are not as old as you think.”

“You might not have climbed a mountain yet, but you are definitely over the hill.”

“To someone gorgeous, intelligent, witty and funny, you really do remind me of myself.”

“For your birthday I was going to give you something funny and charming, but then I remembered you had me.”

“Don’t be sad that you’re old, keep your chins up.”

“The older you get, the better you get!   Unless of course you are a banana.”

“I regret to inform you that your (20’s 30’s 40’s etc) have expired.”

“I tried so hard to think of something funny and just couldn’t so could you just laugh and say, that’s so funny?”

I hope these help you in your quest to make someone smile on their birthday and will see you on the next blog.

If you do want a birthday card, you can catch our cards for all occasions on our website here at The Sarky Cow.

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Until then


Chief Cow